Real Talk: Date Night Disclaimers — Because You Just Never Know

REAL TALK—with Monique

Where the gloss comes off, and the truth comes out. This space is for the unfiltered, the unapologetic, and the women who know their worth — even when Prince Charming turns out to be a little frogish.

Not every date ends in a fairytale — sometimes it’s syrup on salmon and surprise crypto lectures. But every now and then? You meet your Prince Charming. Read on for both sides of the story.

When Date Night Turns… Awkward

Let’s be honest. Date night sounds like a dream: a chance to dress up, get out, maybe wear that perfume you bought three months ago “just in case.” You imagine laughter over dinner, deep conversation, maybe a little spark…but then reality hits.

You’re standing at the restaurant entrance, texting “I’m here,” and wondering if this person even looks like their profile pic. (Spoiler alert: they usually don’t.) You smile anyway, because you’re grown.

He finally arrives—nowhere near as charming as you imagined. Halfway through the appetizer, he tells you he’s “really into old Jaguars”… and no, he doesn’t mean the car. Then comes the double divorce confession and the casual mention of deep child support debt. Sis, the vibes? Off. The exits? Suddenly looking real inviting. But hey, the Amaretto’s still going down smooth, so you smile, nod, and make a mental note to text the group chat ASAP. 😳📱

Lol, time for a reality check: not every date night ends in a love story. Sometimes it ends with you googling “how to politely escape a date through the bathroom window.” 🤣

With that being said; Welcome to the wild world of modern dating.

■ The Awkward Truth

These days, date nights mostly feel like well-lit job interviews — though I’m sure a few romantics are still out there somewhere. First dates can even come with questionable taste in food, like ‘Can you add syrup to the salmon?’ — and surprise conversations you didn’t see coming, like a full lecture on cryptocurrency 🥱, or how sleeping with black cat whiskers under your pillow can help you teleport to an alternate universe. At all this, you’re just sitting there wondering if you should’ve stayed home and shared Taco Bell with Pancho—your loyal two-toothed chihuahua. 🐶

Yes sis, it can get really awkward and straight-up weird. But that’s real life, and it’s totally okay. So, tip number one: always make sure you’ve got a Plan B.

Yep — make sure your neighbor Bobby is by the phone, just in case you catch a creep vibe. Better yet? Have your best friend post up at the bar, chillin’ incognito — just in case things go sideways.

So whether you’re new to dating again or just testing the waters, remember this: not every date has to end in a love story. Sometimes it just ends with dessert, an awkward ‘we’ll keep in touch’ paired with a big fake smile — and a group text that starts with, ‘Girl, you won’t believe this one.

■ Real Talk, Though…

It’s all laughs… until it’s not. Maybe he keeps talking about his “crazy ex” a little too much. Or he insists on ordering your drink for you — like, aggressively. Nothing dramatic, but something just doesn’t sit right.

And that’s your cue right there, honey boo. Don’t second-guess it. Your safety > their feelings. Always. So sis, stay safe out there — trust your gut, protect your peace, and don’t be afraid to dip early.

– Share your location with a friend.

– If it’s a first encounter, meet in a public place (dim lighting does not count as intimacy).

– If something feels off, trust your gut — not your inner rom-com director…this is not Sleepless in Seattle.

When Date Night Delivers the Fairytale

Now, we saved the best part of this article for last — because lasting impressions are kind of our thing.

So what if your actual Prince Charming shows up for date night? What if the vibe is right, the conversation is easy, and he smells like he moisturizes and respects boundaries?

Girl, lean in. Laugh. Be yourself. And yes — definitely swipe on that new lip gloss. The Crème Shop Glossy 12 HR+ Lip Stain is a deeply hydrating formula made with sunflower seed oil and glycerin, delivering a lightweight, glossy shine that lasts over 12 hours. It’s small enough to fit in your clutch, so there’s zero excuse not to have it on deck. Plus, let’s be real — you’re going to look fabulous when that glimmer on your lips catches his line of vision. Mmm-hmm, you know what I’m talking about. 💁🏽‍♀️💋

And if it’s romance you’re after, or just needed a reason to wear Avon’s New Far Away Moroccan Nights Eau de Parfum, date night is a moment —your moment. Just don’t forget: your safety, sanity, and self-worth are always in style.

Okay, we can’t wrap this up without one more beauty tip… so let’s talk lashes — because bold, fluttery lashes have always been part of the love game strategy. 😉

Lashes Speak Louder than Words

Okay, the convo’s flowing, the vibes are vibing… and your lashes? Baby, they should be doing most of the talking.

Whether it’s a wink, a blink, or a full-on slow-motion moment, make sure your lash game is ready.

Pro Tip: Always start with fmg Cashmere Eyelash Primer for that lush, soft base — perfect for boosting your lash game.

Now that lashes are prepped, smudge proof your lashes with LOVE at 1st Lash Waterproof Mascara because a confident lash bat? Sis, that’s irresistible.

So to wrap it up, not every date night is going to be a movie moment. Some will leave you wondering why you even bothered getting dressed. But every now and then, you’ll be glad you said yes. The spark will be real, the conversation will flow, and you’ll catch yourself smiling for no reason. So go ahead — get dressed, show up, and stay open. Because you just never know… and that’s kind of the mystery allure of date night. 

What’s your go-to move when a date starts going sideways? Drop your survival tips below — we might need ’em. 🥷

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